Grindr Cutting Board
No more boring cheese and fruit platters! Now you can have a Grindr cheese board and be the envy of all your good-looking guy friends! Say buh bye to ordinary plastic rectangles and style-less presentations… This 10 x 10 oak BUTCHer block board is a strapping 1 inch thick and sealed with food safe mineral oil for your pleasure. Bigger sizes available. All business in the front and party in the rear! Today's the day you can offer cheeses, crudités, fruits and nuts to family, friends and business acquaintances with all the confidence and savior faire of most every gay man in any social circle. Impress your friends so they'll start to wonder "which team" you play on… "Hey, who cut the cheese?"
Shape
- rectangle
Type
- wood
Function
- butcher block
Material
- oak
Type
- cheese board
Meet the Maker
Dana Scinto
Queen of all Mediums, LLC
ponder. innovate. design. amaze.
I am an independent, creative designer and fabricator who looks beyond the confines of four walls and considers overall function as well as asthetics. Applying many years of experience, I patiently research your needs, deeply consider your situation, pursue a creative solution, and expertly make it real.
Every situation is unique. Every area is its own. Every setting deserves to be considered for its independence. Color, texture, materials, function -- I offer many options. Your need may require one or many. I take the time to consider your project and needs and craft an innovative design that is all you.
3d CNC machining, wood shop, concrete casting, lucite. Your 2 and 3 dimensional designs realized in wood, plastics, resins, light metals and more.
Customer Reviews
Tim Saunders
Dec 10, 2017Dana's been fantastic throughout the whole process - she was really helpful in the design stage, making lots of helpful suggestions and what she's made is absolutely perfect. It's really beautifully put together and looks fantastic. Her communication was very good at every stage and the final product reached me in perfect condition and in plenty of time. With the shipping and the VAT for posting to the UK (which I had forgotten to include) the price came to slightly more than I originally wanted to pay, but I'm so happy with the product that it still represents great value. If I ever needed something similar I'd definitely come to Dana again.
Thomas Simas
Dec 4, 2017Very happy with the finished product would recommend to other people! Flexible with times and due dates.
Richard Motley Jr.
Nov 17, 2017We are very happy with the end product Dana kept us updated and informed would definitely have her do another project thanks for a great job
Heather Chalmers
Nov 5, 2017Beautiful! I ordered more. The project moved quickly and Dana was helpful. It was shipped very quickly.
Judith Jackson
Oct 11, 2017We love our Fort Wilderness sign. Can't wait to hang it at the Fort. Thanks for a great job!
